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alseaf 02-26-2008 08:18 PM

The Official RF Raptors' One-liner Thread
 
Ok dudes, i had this idea of getting all the careers of every single player summed up in 1 sentence. Submit ur sentence for a player and I'll add it. If someone else trumps your sentence, it gets put in. I'm open to suggestions to improve this as well. Ill keep increasing the list as i find time.


2007-2008 Roster


Bargnani..........Il Mago
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/indepth/gfx/bargnani-250.jpg
The NBA, "Where maybe happens."




Maceo Baston..........
http://www.nba.com/media/act_maceo_baston.jpg

Chris Bosh..........CB4
http://espn.go.com/photo/2006/1012/n...sh_268x350.jpg

Primoz Brezec..........Gangsta
http://www.sportsnet.ca/basketball/2..._getty_260.jpg

Jose Calderon..........
http://www.nba.com/media/act_jose_calderon.jpg

Carlos Delfino..........
http://www.asmsports.com/gallery/alb...bs/delfino.jpg

T.J. Ford..........The little engine
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/74078...4831B75F48EF45

Jorge Garbajosa..........Porno player
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2301/...1429a5e9_m.jpg

Joey Graham..........Golden Graham, Gatorade Graham
http://www.nba.com/media/act_joey_graham.jpg
"Stronger than most, dumb as a post."


Kris Humphries..........Hump
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/...-cp-071031.jpg
"Plays like Strap, thinks he's Jimmy Chitwood."

'Grand opening, grand closing.' - A Chris Rock reference Lang uses to define our offense when Hump gets the ball.

Jason Kapono..........
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2008/basketbal...arpshooter.jpg

Darrick Martin..........
http://www.nba.com/media/act_darrick_martin.jpg

Jamario Moon..........Appolo 33
http://bleacherreport.com/image/file...ri.23437.0.jpg

Rasho Nesterovic..........Lurch
http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/8/80/...nesterovic.jpg
"If I dunk on you, it's time to retire."

Anthony Parker..........
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_p...07/raptors.jpg

2007 leavers

Fred Jones
P. J. Tucker
Morris Peterson


2006 leavers

Alvin Williams
Eric Williams
Loren Woods
Matt Bonner
Omar Cook

Mike James.........MINE James
"If you've gotta mic, I've got the time."

Rafael Araújo..........The Brazilian Civilian
why? Because he might as well have been in his civilian clothes - he wasn't even good enough for the bench.

Jalen Rose
Charlie Villanueva
Andre Barrett

2005 leavers
Donyell Marshall
Lamond Murray
Aaron Williams
Rafer Alston

'trane 02-26-2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alseaf (Post 13293)

"I'm just happy to be here."

'trane 02-26-2008 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alseaf (Post 13293)

"Where maybe happens."

lang 02-26-2008 08:21 PM

I'll submit two names I came up with a while back.

Gatorade Graham
Because Joey spent far too much sipping Gatorade on the bench.

The Brazilian Civilian

For Hoffa who might as well have been in his civilian clothes - he wasn't even good enough for the bench.

'trane 02-26-2008 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alseaf (Post 13293)
Jorge Garbajosa..........Porno player
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2301/...1429a5e9_m.jpg

"My guitar wants to kill your mama."

lang 02-26-2008 08:23 PM

Lol, I thought this was the nickname thread. Sorry! :bonk:

alseaf 02-26-2008 08:26 PM

its cool, i need nicknames too.

'trane 02-26-2008 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alseaf (Post 13293)

"Plays like Strap, thinks he's Jimmy Chitwood."

lang 02-26-2008 08:28 PM

For Hump.

'Grand opening, grand closing.' - A Chris Rock reference I use to define our offense when Hump gets the ball.

'trane 02-26-2008 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alseaf (Post 13293)
Joey Graham..........Golden Graham
http://www.nba.com/media/act_joey_graham.jpg

"Stronger than most, dumb as a post."

BballWatcher 02-26-2008 10:41 PM

Maceo Baston - The Terminator. "Where wishing you had stayed in Israel happens."

Carlos Delfino: "Too sexy!" (notice he never smiles or shows any emotion on the court? Reminds me of those old SNL sketches where Chris Kattan played Antonio Banderas).

TJ Ford - the little engine.

Jason Kapono - I guess winning back to back 3 point championships isn't good enough to secure PT for the Raptors.

Darrick Martin - Carlton Banks.


... I'm tired, I suck at this right now.

Jay 02-27-2008 01:16 AM

Mike James...MINE James..."If you've gotta mic, I've got the time."
Rasho...Lurch..."If I dunk on you, it's time to retire."

Ball Don't Lie 02-27-2008 02:48 AM

Delfino- "I am Count Chuckula"

http://www.toytokyo.com/productMulImages/311_1.jpg

I've been calling him Vampiro since the season started but I think this nick fits better.

Superjudge 02-27-2008 12:14 PM

i posted a bunch, where are they?

alseaf 02-27-2008 12:52 PM

sj, i don't see anythin from u, post again.

C'mon ppl up your game! If your addition is lame it's not getting added :P

Superjudge 02-27-2008 01:40 PM

i did each guy

I cannot do it again

:(

alseaf 02-27-2008 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superjudge (Post 13537)
i did each guy

I cannot do it again

:(

did u post it in this thread? wieeeerd.


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