Carlito Caliente

everyone's favourite moves....please feel free to add any that i have missed

Bargnani - pump fake from 3 point line, 1 dribble steps into within the arc and misses...if shots are not going in immediately starts thinking about primo pasta and zone-out for the rest of the game

Rudy - tries to draw the foul, doesn't get it. just stands there and looks at the refs doesn't even bother going back to defend.

DeRozan - tries to draw the fouls but never gets it so goes back to shooting bricks

Lowry - likes to make dangerous passes and is a gambler

Amir - is the MAN, but occasionally passes the ball to the opposing team during critical moments.

Jonas - the longest pause after his pump fake before driving to the basket, as if he's waiting for the defender to recover from the fake

Ross - great at getting benched for AA

Lucas - pounds the rock like nobody else's business

Fields - is a master of back door cuts but thats it

AA - jacks up from anywhere with no conscious, especially loves pull up 3 with a hand in his face, gets hot once every 40 games

Gray - misses lay ups from time to time

Kleiza - i have never seen him hit a 3....prior to injury

Casey - makes sure we lose our lead before calling a time-out, benching players who are on fire, great at managing rotations, ISO AA all day everyday, a defensive specialist who left his talent in Dallas

0nekhmer

Demars drive and strip, with the late reaction flailing arms. (surprised he hasn't been fined for flopping)
Lowrys slow dribbles jacking up threes
Alan Andersons scowl at refs, teammates and himself

Edit: we should get Alan Andersons scowl face as an emoticon ASAP.

pzabby

Kleiza Never hit a 3? That was the one thing he was good at pre injury...

ollyaaa

Plays start breaking down and the action starts to get away from the Raps so they resort to the pick and fade with Bargs so he can clang it off the front of the rim from downtown.

The Raptor Classic.

carp

Derozan with his spinning fade, priceless, because it's not really worth much.

myklue

1) LMAo at these because they are so true (except Kleiza, only one I disagree with) but man you have it down pat. Especially with AA, all me and buddy do is rip on AA because he thinks hes Kobe and just so out of control.

2) Love your avatar. what's her name? I'm sure this is like the 100th time you answer this.

Ataf

great post. Agree with everything, even the Kleiza bit. The guy couldn't hit a three at all this season or and in his first season here too + he couldn't hit a free throw in that season either. I hope you don't mean he couldn't hit a three prior to last season's injury.. which is what everyone seemingly is disagreeing with you on(I think...). That was his only season he played remotely decent (probably a stretch..) as a Raptor, and made 2 threes out of his 6, chucking at it's best.

numbah eleven

Well amnesty Kleiza then, and watch wonderboy Fields saving your day. Dropping R-bombs on you fools.

ollyaaa

Kelly Brook.

Dutches

^^^^ THIS!

But I think that's partly Casey's fault, as he was a very large part of our offence while we were sucking to start the year. So even now that he's basically been replaced by Gay he still thinks he needs to fill that role.

The guy bricks on some Epic shit...

myklue

agreed. then he goes on a tear with 3 points and i just shut up and say "still you think your kobe"

Carlito Caliente

kelly brook, she's got a nude scene in Piranha 3D

im glad Ataf agreed with me, i was watching the Raptors very sparingly when Kleiza was still playing little bit of this season and last season. to be honest i have only seen the guy hit the 3 like twice. i dont watch the whole game because i get frustrated with Bargnani so much and turn off the tv before the game's over. but if ur a decent 3 point shooter i should be able to catch u with a made 3 from time to time. Kleiza was pretty deadly when he was in denver, but when he got traded here i was like wtf the guy could NOT hit a 3!

the only few times i tuned in to watch the Raptors all of his shots would clank off the front rim it's like he's got no lift off his shots, either that or too much force. i missed all his good games obviously....i started to watch more of the Raptors games after Bargnani injured his elbow against the blazers this year. i felt in love with the Amir/Ed combo and was extremely SAD with Ed's departure. but yeah i hope u guys understand what i mean now but chill i know the guy's a shooter but just not the best of them that's all lol.

OMG yes i forgot to mention AA's scowl-confused facial expression after a miss shot thinking he's fouled is extremely annoying we should make a bubblehead out of it

Carlito Caliente

typical AA face after every miss, makes me wanna punch him lol

bigmandinky

Amir's is that high hook shot that goes in EVERY time he gets the chance, its ridiculous. What a goon

Admiral

don't forget its always a high hook after an unnecessary spin move

Lucas is the over dribble and then baseline leaning fadeaway

AA is the 3 point shot with a defender in his face or the jab stepping ball fakes before a drive to the net and off the glass layup with the right hand while falling down

Jonas is the exaggerated pump fake then curl to his right and throwing up that long sweeping hook

rockthetdot

This thread reeks of trash.

Carlito Caliente

this is just for fun but u must like the smell of trash cuz it attracted u enough for u to post here

rockthetdot

Misleading thread title, I was duped!