Dwyer: Sam Mitchell seeks help
Old 10-07-2008, 02:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Kelly's got waaaay too much time on his hands to come up with this one.

Here's just a snippet of the entire dialogue:

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Smitch: Yeah, there's another coach who I'm trying to emulate. The guy I'm looking at is Paul Westphal. I heard that he never cursed during a game or practice, I want to be like him.

Dr. Swanson: The guy from Loyola-Marymount?

Smitch: ---- no. Paul Westphal. Coached the Suns when they lost to the Bulls in the Finals.

Dr. Swanson: I thought that was Rick Adelman?

Smitch: No, he was the Blazers coach.

Dr. Swanson: Wasn't that Mike Dunleavy?

Smitch: No, Dunleavy was with the Lakers.

Dr. Swanson: He was with the Trail Blazers.

Smitch: Yeah, but ...

Dr. Swanson: Lost to the Lakers. The year we got to use Napster for free.

Smitch: He was, but before that, he was with the Lakers, the ones that lost to the Bulls. Rick Adelman was the coach of the Trail Blazers back then.

Dr. Swanson: So if Adelman was with the Blazers, then who was with the Suns?

Smitch: Westphal.

Dr. Swanson: The guy that doesn't cuss.

Smitch: Right.

Dr. Swanson: You want to be like him.

Smitch: Not like him, I just want to talk like him. Or not-talk the things that
he says.

Dr. Swanson: "Not-talk?"

Smitch: I don't want to sound like him, I just want to sound like the sounds he doesn't make.

Dr. Swanson: That sort of sounds like something that does make sense.

Smitch: Can you help me?
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Old 10-07-2008, 03:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-07-2008, 03:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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that was my though after 3 lines...
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Old 10-07-2008, 04:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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tied with doug smith's lame attempt at humour earlier.
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Old 10-07-2008, 04:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Wow, somebody get these guys Borat's humor coach. At least Doug Smith's idea could've been funny under the right hands. This is just... random.
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