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Old 02-04-2010, 03:44 PM   #61 (permalink)
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How do you know so many older women? Been hangin out at Cairn Croft?

Ha! I've heard of that place, but no.

Edit: It's also called the Wrinkle Ranch.

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Old 02-04-2010, 03:47 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Seriously, there was this drunk hideous smelly 58 year old lady at the bar (picture a female Rip Torn) babbling incoherently about having lunch with "Jimmy Morrison" the weekend before and this guy offers to give her a ride home. Turns out he thinks he's bringing her back to my place and when I say no we all go back to his place. She fell down and Aar tried to help her up and she screamed at him to stop touching her like he was trying to molest her or something like that...it was awesome.
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Old 02-04-2010, 03:48 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2010, 03:48 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Seriously, there was this drunk hideous smelly 58 year old lady at the bar (picture a female Rip Torn) babbling incoherently about having lunch with "Jimmy Morrison" the weekend before and this guy offers to give her a ride home. Turns out he thinks he's bringing her back to my place and when I say no we all go back to his place. She fell down and Aar tried to help her up and she screamed at him to stop touching her like he was trying to molest her or something like that...it was awesome.
Oy. And I had nothing to do with that. Acie and I ran away.
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Old 02-04-2010, 03:59 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Ha - there was a women like that in Guelph, although she wasn't entirley hideous, but she might be 58 by now, and with years of abuse she could very well look like Rip Torn. She came on to me when I was on acid at a party. She did this go-go dance in front of me for what seemed like forever. And she kept on going on about Jim Morrison. Not long afterwards she left with a guy that was in my band, and was grabbing mostly empty cans of beer that people had used as ashtrays, and which were scattered all over the place, and slugging back the contents frantically until he finally got her out the door.
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:01 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Ha - there was a women like that in Guelph, although she wasn't entirley hideous, but she might be 58 by now, and with years of abuse she could very well look like Rip Torn. She came on to me when I was on acid at a party. She did this go-go dance in front of me for what seemed like forever. And she kept on going on about Jim Morrison. Not long afterwards she left with a guy that was in my band, and was grabbing mostly empty cans of beer that people had used as ashtrays, and which were scattered all over the place, and slugging back the contents frantically until he finally got her out the door.
Sounds like her.
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:05 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Seriously, there was this drunk hideous smelly 58 year old lady at the bar (picture a female Rip Torn) babbling incoherently about having lunch with "Jimmy Morrison" the weekend before and this guy offers to give her a ride home. Turns out he thinks he's bringing her back to my place and when I say no we all go back to his place. She fell down and Aar tried to help her up and she screamed at him to stop touching her like he was trying to molest her or something like that...it was awesome.
i nominate that for post of the week.
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:14 PM   #68 (permalink)
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i nominate that for post of the week.
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I'll second that.

I don't remember her smell being off. Of course, I wasn't in the backseat with her, like Acie. I do remember her looking up at the stars though, because that's where Jimmy was. That's when she fell and yelled at me. Maybe Jimmy had finally had enough and smacked her from the other side.
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:25 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Ha!

As long as we're trading "super-cougar" stories.....

My last trip to Barbados my buddies & I were in a bar there watching a older British woman who was prob. in her 60s dirty dancing with 3 or 4 young Bajan guys who were probably 22 tops. My buddy dubbed her "Ben Franklin" because that's pretty much how she looked. Now it's no secret that Bajan guys make money off of British women who come to the island for a little lovin'..... but this was the first time that I've seen those guys turn down a prospective "client" hahahaha..... they just couldn't bring themselves to do it and kept running away from her.

Watching a "grandma" with that level of aggression in her was pretty disturbing.
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:29 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:29 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Sounds like her.
If she was an artist then I'd have to say she's one and the same. I can't remember her name.
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:33 PM   #72 (permalink)
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I can't wait to be a cougar. Rawrrrrrr....
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:01 PM   #73 (permalink)
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I can't wait to be a cougar. Rawrrrrrr....
Hahaha.... you still have a while to go chickie.... unless you're into hunting 19 yr olds!

ON a related note... anyone seen that show "Cougar Town" with Courtney Cox? It's actually become a guilty pleasure of mine (don't judge!).
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Hahaha.... you still have a while to go chickie.... unless you're into hunting 19 yr olds!

ON a related note... anyone seen that show "Cougar Town" with Courtney Cox? It's actually become a guilty pleasure of mine (don't judge!).
Me too! I admit.

Although I hate that she's had so much work done. I doubt she needed it.
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:09 PM   #75 (permalink)
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How do you know so many older women? Been hangin out at Cairn Croft?

Are we talking about the Cairn Croft in Niagara Falls ???????
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:20 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Me too! I admit.

Although I hate that she's had so much work done. I doubt she needed it.
Has she? What'd she do? Jeez.... tough being an actress these days.... pressured to puke your guts out and do tons of drugs when you're young.... and then knife yourself up when you're older. Sad.

I love her 2 friends on that show. They're hilarious.
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:27 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Are we talking about the Cairn Croft in Niagara Falls ???????
We are.
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:47 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Are we talking about the Cairn Croft in Niagara Falls ???????
Frado's is the real Wrinkle Ranch.

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Old 02-04-2010, 05:50 PM   #79 (permalink)
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I'll second that.

I don't remember her smell being off. Of course, I wasn't in the backseat with her, like Acie. I do remember her looking up at the stars though, because that's where Jimmy was. That's when she fell and yelled at me. Maybe Jimmy had finally had enough and smacked her from the other side.
Dude, I started singing the Crystal Ship to her and she totally let me feel her up in the backseat. It was like grabbing a a garbage bag full of flour.
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:55 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Dude, I started singing the Crystal Ship to her and she totally let me feel her up in the backseat. It was like grabbing a a garbage bag full of flour.
another hof post. you're killing it in this thread dude.
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