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Old 01-02-2012, 04:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dennis Rodman launching topless basketball team for Headquarters NYC - NYPOST.com


Dennis Rodman is bouncing back into basketball — this time as a coach for a topless women’s team he’s launching for Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club, the New York mammary mecca.

The NBA bad boy dreamed up the team after hearing that rival strip joint Rick’s Cabaret had launched a league with former Atlanta Hawk Spud Webb, who runs the Texas Legends, an NBA Development League team. Rodman is even challenging Rick’s Cabaret’s topless team to a charity game.

“I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court,” Rodman told Page Six.


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Dennis RodmanRodman, who told us he’s been a Headquarters customer for more than 30 years, is currently scouting for talent. He’ll be holding auditions next week at the jiggle joint for girls over 5-foot-10 to join the team.

“You don’t have to have too much experience, just know how to throw the ball into the hole,” was his sterling advice to hopefuls.

Rodman said he also planned auditioning “players” during his appearance at Huntington, LI, club Paramount last night.

Team members will wear shorts, skimpy shirts and sneakers during games. “They’ll come out in a T-shirt or a tank top, but when the game starts, they’ll go topless,” Rodman boasted.

He launched his team effort after Rick’s Cabaret announced in November that it had formed Rick’s Basketball Association to cheer up forlorn NBA fans during the lockout. Teams popped up in several cities, but the league was disbanded when the lockout ended. Webb is now back at his regular job.

“We stepped aside when the NBA returned,” said a Rick’s spokesman, who added, “We love Dennis . . . His regular table at Rick’s Cabaret is available. We wish Dennis well in coaching another team, but if the RBA was still in existence, we would have made Dennis our commissioner.”
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Old 01-02-2012, 04:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2012, 04:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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so Spud runs another topless league? first time I heard bout that
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Old 01-02-2012, 10:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2012, 11:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Why even do this? They obviously won't be any good at basketball. So then its about the titties bouncing up and down on the court instead of in the club?
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I guess it has a better chance of working than lingerie football.

But really, isn't mud wrestling good enough?
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Old 01-02-2012, 12:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2012, 02:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why even do this? They obviously won't be any good at basketball. So then its about the titties bouncing up and down on the court instead of in the club?

Sorry, but wasn't that obvious... you really had to say it?
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Old 01-02-2012, 03:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Wife: "Where are you going tonight hunny?"
Husband: "Going to watch a basketball game with the boys"
Wife: "Okay don't be too late"

That works much better than:
Wife: "Where are you going tonight hunny?"
Husband: "Going to the strip club with the boys"
Wife: "Don't forget to talk to your lawyer in the morning about the divorce papers"
Husband
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Old 01-02-2012, 03:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Sometimes I think I like Dennis Rodman, and then he does stupid crap like this that make me wish that he loses all his money.
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Old 01-02-2012, 09:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2012, 04:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2012, 04:31 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2012, 01:54 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Jesus, some people need to get laid.
.....eeerrrr, yes I do ......... any suggestions ?
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Old 03-06-2012, 06:23 PM   #15 (permalink)
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lol how can you actually be against it?, he's combining two of the most awesome things together, don't like it? go see a doctor.
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Old 03-06-2012, 06:30 PM   #16 (permalink)
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.....eeerrrr, yes I do ......... any suggestions ?
You need suggestions to get laid?

Suggestion #1 - Don't ask for suggestions.
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