Top Nine Comments by NBC Commentators in Beijing
Old 02-09-2009, 09:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the
Beijing Olympics that they would wish to take back:



1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria . I
saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'



2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'



3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father.'



4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'



5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think
we can expect the same thing again.'



6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'



7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'



8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'



9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Steve is playing so well
is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them. Oh my God, what have I just said?'
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Old 02-09-2009, 03:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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OMFG where did you find those.
That was tooooooooooooo funny. I think that was the first time I laughed so much. The last one is the best

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Someone emailed them to me.

Clearly we're the only two who think they're funny.
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Seems like we have the same sense of humour. But that was too jokes. I also liked the second last one
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Our friend Jeff, who was also an on-air dude from the Beijing Olympics, has a book with all sorts of famous quotes like these. Some of em are absolutely priceless.
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funny, but def not all from beijing, julian dicks hasnt played in along, long time.
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Old 02-09-2009, 04:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Thats a fake list...sort of.

my friend has a book of ridiculous sports commetator comments, most of those are there, however they all come from various Olympics.
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Thats a fake list...sort of.

my friend has a book of ridiculous sports commetator comments, most of those are there, however they all come from various Olympics.
Hey genius, look at the posts above.

I already said that.

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Yeah, it's probably just a generic email that the title gets changed to reflect whatever the most recent big competition was.
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Old 02-09-2009, 05:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hey genius, look at the posts above.

I already said that.

But you're a chick, it didn't have credibitiy until a man said it.
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But you're a chick, it didn't have credibitiy until a man said it.
I'd like to apologize in advance for the pillow I'm going to place on your mouth tonight while you sleep.
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SJ you are wrong chicks have more credibility. I am so sorry you had to hear that. Now where is my doggy biscuit 'Cuda
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SJ you are wrong chicks have more credibility. I am so sorry you had to hear that. Now where is my doggy biscuit 'Cuda
Oh gurk.

I can teach you to become a true ladies man.
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Teach me o great one
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Oh gurk.

I can teach you to become a true ladies man.
teach me also

btw...jkz list
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Step One - Take no advice from SJ.

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I stated doing that right when I came onto tis forum.
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