Tiger Woods in Serious Condition after car accident - Page 2
Old 11-27-2009, 04:16 PM   #21 (permalink)
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$100,000,000+ per year in earnings and winnings. PER YEAR. Fuck me. He sure knows how make a guy feel pretty shitty about himself. lol... If the accident was his fault, (police say charges are pending against him) the other guy he hit just won the fucking lottery! Get well soon Tiger. The US fucking economy needs you!
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Old 11-27-2009, 04:20 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Wonder if he used that OnStar that he advertises.

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Old 11-27-2009, 04:27 PM   #23 (permalink)
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$100,000,000+ per year in earnings and winnings. PER YEAR. Fuck me. He sure knows how make a guy feel pretty shitty about himself. lol... If the accident was his fault, (police say charges are pending against him) the other guy he hit just won the fucking lottery! Get well soon Tiger. The US fucking economy needs you!

He didn't hit anyone. He hit a tree and a fire hydrant. I'm guessing he was either drunk (apparantly not), or he'll be charged with wreckless driving.
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Old 11-27-2009, 04:28 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Wonder if he used that OnStar that he advirtises.
good call, he probably used it for sure, caddy

that's awesome
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Old 11-27-2009, 04:29 PM   #25 (permalink)
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He didn't hit anyone. He hit a tree and a fire hydrant. I'm guessing he was either drunk (apparantly not), or he'll be charged with wreckless driving.
did you mean that as double entendre, or was that just a fantastically ironic bit of poor word choice?
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Old 11-27-2009, 04:54 PM   #26 (permalink)
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He's fine and out according to espn.
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Old 11-27-2009, 06:10 PM   #27 (permalink)
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He didn't hit anyone. He hit a tree and a fire hydrant. I'm guessing he was either drunk (apparantly not), or he'll be charged with wreckless driving.
I got that, thanks. How do you explain a guy with his hand eye coordination running into a tree and a fire- hydrant? The muts in the neigbourhood sure must be ticked. Less places for them to take a piss against.

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Old 11-27-2009, 06:56 PM   #28 (permalink)
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the guys an elitist scumbag, there is no karma for no giving a shit when high profile celebs get hurt. There's probably more karma coming towards the ones that grieve for them. If you love watching golf i could see how you might be worried
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1) On what are you basing your opinion of him as an elitist scumbag? All that personal experience you've shared with him?

2) The people who are the best in their field, and those who are wealthy, are almost always elitist to a certain extent. Why? Because they're elite. When the whole world is watching your every move, you have to stay a little aloof to give yourself space and keep yourself sane.
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Old 11-27-2009, 07:44 PM   #29 (permalink)
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One time I was in an elevator in Montreal....and I was like (in my head) "haha that guy looks like an ugly tiger woods"

I told my buddy when I got to the conference room and it WAS Tiger...he was in montreal for the presidents cup! haha...
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Old 11-28-2009, 04:54 PM   #30 (permalink)
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No alcohol but charges are pending? Drugs maybe? Maybe he was on his phone and its illegal there? Weird. Hope he's ok.
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Old 11-29-2009, 08:51 AM   #31 (permalink)
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seems like there is more to this story, something to do with his wife and another woman
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Old 11-29-2009, 11:28 AM   #32 (permalink)
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HMMMMMM it's from Perez so take it for whats its worth

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It seems the facial lacerations that Tiger Woods' supposedly suffered as a result of his car accident on Friday, were actually inflicted by his wife.

While being confronted by his wife, Elin Nordegren, about his alleged affair, it got mayjahly heated to the point that she scratched up his face. He headed to escape in his SUV, but Elin followed him with a golf club and struck the car several times.

Tiger thought the vehicle was stopped, but he became distracted to which the car hit a fire hydrant and tree! It was also reported that Woods was talking pain medication for an injury, which may have added to his "distractions."

Real slick!
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Old 11-29-2009, 11:37 AM   #33 (permalink)
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He had me at "mayjahly"
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Old 11-29-2009, 12:33 PM   #34 (permalink)
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No - she hit the car with a golf club to free him from the car! How does obvious bs not get filtered out of news reports. And if they are going to go with an obvious made up story, then how do they avoid the more likely fatal attraction scenario that surely must have occurred to everyone?

All while killing this story to death. It's like they need to throw useless information out there all the more so that we might finally decide to come to our conclusions. There's a whole winkwink aspect to the whole overplay of the thing.
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Old 11-29-2009, 01:06 PM   #35 (permalink)
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No - she hit the car with a golf club to free him from the car! How does obvious bs not get filtered out of news reports. And if they are going to go with an obvious made up story, then how do they avoid the more likely fatal attraction scenario that surely must have occurred to everyone?

All while killing this story to death. It's like they need to throw useless information out there all the more so that we might finally decide to come to our conclusions. There's a whole winkwink aspect to the whole overplay of the thing.
Acutally other outlets are reporting this as well. Who knows?
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Old 11-29-2009, 01:17 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Yeah - I'm agreeing with this story as being the obvious conclusion anyone would come to. The other story Woods gave to the cops is ridiculous and obvious bs.
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Old 12-02-2009, 02:41 PM   #37 (permalink)
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No - she hit the car with a golf club to free him from the car! How does obvious bs not get filtered out of news reports. And if they are going to go with an obvious made up story,



Boy were you off! lol
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Old 12-02-2009, 03:06 PM   #38 (permalink)
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So Tiger's come out now and admitted to all of his infidelities (according to his website).

There goes another "pillar of the community" up in smoke lol.... who's left now? Federer maybe?

I will NEVER understand why pro athletes bother to get married when they obviously aren't ready to.

Someone get Tiger the Kobe's phone number.... he's going to have to ask him where he bought that diamond ring hahaha....
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Old 12-02-2009, 03:14 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Guys we all know what really happened...Here is the video re-enactment:

Early opinion: CGI 'reenactment' of Tiger Woods' crash - THE WEEK
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Old 12-02-2009, 03:17 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Let me tell you what I think happened...

Tiger is a geek and he was probably really akward around women until he was introduced to his wife who is hot. He then realised that he could get hot chicks and he went and indulged. Afterall, the man is human.
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