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Old 12-30-2009, 11:22 AM   #221 (permalink)
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oh, trane, not what i meant

more the whole mass media, mass public craving.

I get what were doing here.

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Old 12-30-2009, 11:28 AM   #222 (permalink)
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one more - not sure where i read this, so apologies if i am repeating something already posted on this board:

what's the difference between tiger woods and santa claus?
















santa stopped after 3 ho's....
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Old 12-30-2009, 11:41 AM   #223 (permalink)
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DVS said that one last week.
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Old 12-30-2009, 11:43 AM   #224 (permalink)
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my bad memory. didn't think to look in the randon thought thread.

still like it though
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Old 12-30-2009, 12:42 PM   #225 (permalink)
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A lion would never cheat on his partner.

But a Tiger can.
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Old 12-30-2009, 12:58 PM   #226 (permalink)
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The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:04 PM   #227 (permalink)
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What was Tiger driving? Cadillac Escapade?
Elin’s been offered an endorsement contract- Adams ‘tight lies’ golf clubs. “Clubs you can beat Tiger with.!”
I think he will need to change his name from Tiger Woods to Tiger Dids.
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:07 PM   #228 (permalink)
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tiger's other women aren't mistresses, they're provisionals.
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:49 PM   #229 (permalink)
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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
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Old 03-18-2010, 10:08 PM   #230 (permalink)
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One of Tiger Woods' former mistresses is showing the world the racy texts he allegedly sent to her and they included topics such as threesomes, golden showers and rough sex.
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The sexting escalates from there.

"I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you," the first text reads. Other texts say the sender wants to "slap your face" and "treat you like a dirty little whore" while partaking in anal and then oral sex.

"Hold you down while I choke you and f--- that a-- that I own," another text reads.
CANOE -- SLAM! Sports - Golf - News: Steamy texts land Woods back in the spotlight

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Old 03-18-2010, 11:17 PM   #231 (permalink)
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Seriously though. I can never picture Tiger actually saying that
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:17 PM   #232 (permalink)
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jeff I moved your post.

While not horribly offensive to me, this isn't the place to be posting that kind of stuff.
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Old 03-18-2010, 11:18 PM   #233 (permalink)
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jeff I moved your post.

While not horribly offensive to me, this isn't the place to be posting that kind of stuff.
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Old 03-19-2010, 12:32 AM   #234 (permalink)
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lol Tiger is a damn freak
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Old 03-19-2010, 12:36 AM   #235 (permalink)
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lol Tiger is a damn freak
You should read the uncensored version.
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Old 03-19-2010, 12:38 AM   #236 (permalink)
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You should read the uncensored version.
lol gimme a link
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Old 03-19-2010, 12:48 AM   #237 (permalink)
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Tiger is both super human and sub human at once. Truly an anomaly.
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Old 03-19-2010, 10:42 AM   #238 (permalink)
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Tiger missed his calling..... should have been a porn star.
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Old 03-19-2010, 11:36 AM   #239 (permalink)
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Tiger missed his calling..... should have been a porn star.
this is something you would like too see?


wonder how the dude is actually going to answer questions about this
I heard he might do a 60 minutes interview, wonder if they'll read the texts
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Old 03-19-2010, 11:39 AM   #240 (permalink)
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Seriously though. I can never picture Tiger actually saying that
Which is why he texts it?

Seriously, that's just disgusting. I'm sorry. It's awful.
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