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Old 12-02-2008, 04:39 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Translation: I'm ugly and I never get laid except by Palmela Handerson.
ahhhh, good 'ol Palmela Handerson...
no one can do the things she does... and she's always ready for lovin!
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:03 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Update: Pregnancy Test on Friday

She's asked me if I was okay with an abortion....I said hell ya.
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:08 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Perhaps give her some pamphlets on a little thing called "the birth control pill".

Made my life a bajillion times easier. And makes scares like this less possible.

Y'know... cuz of your comdom disdain. Backup plans, yo!
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:08 PM   #84 (permalink)
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uhh... condom. i meant condom.
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:14 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Update: Pregnancy Test on Friday

She's asked me if I was okay with an abortion....I said hell ya.
This is why I am going to delay sex until I am out of school. I don't want to take any chances
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:28 PM   #86 (permalink)
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gurk: rubbers + pill = extraordinarily low chances.

take your time, but don't put it off too long. it's freakin' great. have fun while you're young, just be smart.
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Old 12-02-2008, 06:36 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Perhaps give her some pamphlets on a little thing called "the birth control pill".

Made my life a bajillion times easier. And makes scares like this less possible.

Y'know... cuz of your comdom disdain. Backup plans, yo!
I honestly couldn't even imagine knockin' da boots without at least ONE of those things in place... kids these days... dey crazy!

"Comdom"... heh-heh... no spelling mistakes allowed for an editor 'cuda!
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Old 12-02-2008, 06:46 PM   #88 (permalink)
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maybe she is making it up and she has had her period. Maybe she is a crazy bitch?
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Old 12-02-2008, 07:02 PM   #89 (permalink)
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I honestly couldn't even imagine knockin' da boots without at least ONE of those things in place... kids these days... dey crazy!

"Comdom"... heh-heh... no spelling mistakes allowed for an editor 'cuda!
Ah, TORap. I know.

We'll call it an almost Freudian slip!

But yeah, agreed. Crazy youngins!
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Old 12-02-2008, 07:03 PM   #90 (permalink)
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maybe she is making it up and she has had her period. Maybe she is a crazy bitch?
Maybe not a crazy bitch, but...

If she's worried enough to tell you about it (and she's not your gf, just a random), then wouldnt she also be worried enough to take a test?

Just a thought.
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Old 12-02-2008, 07:23 PM   #91 (permalink)
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gurk: rubbers + pill = extraordinarily low chances.

take your time, but don't put it off too long. it's freakin' great. have fun while you're young, just be smart.
And if you were drunk or did something stupid without a rubber. The Morning After Pill is a great fall back plan
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Old 12-02-2008, 08:41 PM   #92 (permalink)
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The Morning After pill is real easy for guys.

Not so much for girls. It's a day of hell.

I've never needed it, but I've taken care of friends who did.
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Old 12-02-2008, 09:05 PM   #93 (permalink)
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The Morning After pill is real easy for guys.

Not so much for girls. It's a day of hell.

I've never needed it, but I've taken care of friends who did.
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What exactly does it do to you anyway?

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Old 12-02-2008, 09:27 PM   #94 (permalink)
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you stick it up your urethra, yes, quite easy

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Old 12-02-2008, 09:59 PM   #95 (permalink)
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She could have been a crazy bitch but who knows. This will turn into an abortion info thread by Friday if it comes out positive.
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:16 PM   #96 (permalink)
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ahhhh, good 'ol Palmela Handerson...
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I was the best I ever had........
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:45 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:45 AM   #98 (permalink)
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The Morning After pill is real easy for guys.

Not so much for girls. It's a day of hell.

I've never needed it, but I've taken care of friends who did.
Very true but better safe than sorry
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:23 AM   #99 (permalink)
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<Ignorant guy>

What exactly does it do to you anyway?

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Side effects of the Morning After pill are generally GI-related -- so things like nausea and vomiting are v.common and, in some women, dizziness can be experienced. Aside from those side effects, the major thing that the MAP does to a woman is disrupt her menstrual cycle since the MAP plays around with the hormonal balance in a woman's body. The hormone levels return to normal values a few days later, but the MAP is pretty effective (nothing is ever 100%) since it can:

[a] prevent ovulation (the releasing of the egg by the ovaries) thereby preventing the fertilization of the egg by the sperm (since sperm can only survive for 3 days)

[b] prevent implantation of the fertlized egg in the uterus -- the uterus is where the fertilized egg gets all its nutrition in order to grow and, by preventing implantation, the egg dies. It's essentially a chemically-induced abortion.

And that is the science lesson for today.

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Old 12-03-2008, 01:16 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Side effects of the Morning After pill are generally GI-related -- so things like nausea and vomiting are v.common and, in some women, dizziness can be experienced. Aside from those side effects, the major thing that the MAP does to a woman is disrupt her menstrual cycle since the MAP plays around with the hormonal balance in a woman's body. The hormone levels return to normal values a few days later, but the MAP is pretty effective (nothing is ever 100%) since it can:

[a] prevent ovulation (the releasing of the egg by the ovaries) thereby preventing the fertilization of the egg by the sperm (since sperm can only survive for 3 days)

[b] prevent implantation of the fertlized egg in the uterus -- the uterus is where the fertilized egg gets all its nutrition in order to grow and, by preventing implantation, the egg dies. It's essentially a chemically-induced abortion.

And that is the science lesson for today.

Please delete this post if it's offensive to anyone.
I knew the morning after pills is not particulary an enjoyable experience for women, but didnt now the specific effects. So thanks, its good to learn new things.
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