Missouri auto dealership offers free AK-47 if you buy a car

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Old 07-17-2009, 07:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Shockingly - but not too surprisingly - a car dealership in a small town in Missouri is offering customers a gun shop voucher for $450: the price of an AK-47.

Mark Muller of Max's Motors explains, "We really are different than the big city dealers." He is, of course, referring to his dealership's history of offering a side of firearms with his cars. Last year they rewarded customers with vouchers for the price of a pistol, the very one that Muller keeps in his pocket. (The jokes write themselves.)

Muller added, "We get a lot of press out of these kind of promotion. We sell a lot of cars. And we have a lot of fun."

Now that sounds like the kind of man for Octo-Mom!
This is almost as bad as when some U.S banks offered guns when opening a bank account. Offering guns in a Bank, that just takes the cake. But this is a close 2nd. Ohhhhhhhh those Americans.


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Old 07-17-2009, 08:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Damn, That's city's drive-by rate will increase next year.
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Old 07-17-2009, 08:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Obama's nomination acceptance speech in Denver, last august:
"The reality of gun ownership may be different for hunters in rural Ohio than for those plagued by gang violence in Cleveland, but don't tell me we can't uphold the Second Amendment while keeping AK-47's out of the hands of criminals."

Let's just hope criminals don't buy new cars.
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Obama's nomination acceptance speech in Denver, last august:
"The reality of gun ownership may be different for hunters in rural Ohio than for those plagued by gang violence in Cleveland, but don't tell me we can't uphold the Second Amendment while keeping AK-47's out of the hands of criminals."

Let's just hope criminals don't buy new cars.

To be honest, it means nothing really. If a criminal wants an AK-47 in the U.S it's pretty easy to get.
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Old 07-17-2009, 09:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2009, 12:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Damn, That's city's drive-by rate will increase next year.
The city's new name will be San Andreas
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this has happened for years
I also saw it in a Mike Moore movie
open a bank account, get a gun
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That's pretty fuckin' nice. Would make me wanna buy a car from them.
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Damn, That's city's drive-by rate will increase next year.
No one busses of an AK during a drive-by, something compact like an uzi is used for that shit.
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That's pretty fuckin' nice. Would make me wanna buy a car from them.
You're kidding right?
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Watch the movie Bowling for Columbine and you'll see that a lot of stores in the US do this.
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You're kidding right?
Nooooope, got a strong interest in guns.
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Watch the movie Bowling for Columbine and you'll see that a lot of stores in the US do this.
And banks.


That country is so set in their ways and afraid of change it's quite funny.
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Nooooope, got a strong interest in guns.
Why?

Also, if receiving a gun is incentive for you to buy a car it calls into question alot of other things, but first, the key question: why?
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Old 07-19-2009, 01:11 PM   #15 (permalink)
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No particular reason, I just like everything about 'em. The way they are made, the different types even the sounds it makes. I went to Guyana before and fucked with an AK, and some other type of assault rifle and I just thought it was mad cool. Some dude I know has a sawed off pump but he never let me use it 'cause he was scared I would blow off someones limb cause we were all stoned.
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No particular reason, I just like everything about 'em. The way they are made, the different types even the sounds it makes. I went to Guyana before and fucked with an AK, and some other type of assault rifle and I just thought it was mad cool. Some dude I know has a sawed off pump but he never let me use it 'cause he was scared I would blow off someones limb cause we were all stoned.
Good lord. "I like how shiny they are and the bang bang noises"....what are u 12?

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Old 07-19-2009, 01:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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^Lol I just like 'em, alright? And no I'm not 12, don't know about you.
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Old 07-19-2009, 06:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Just because somebody likes guns doesn't mean they are going to kill someone, or is sick in the head/immature.

They're technology, science, etc.

Having an interest in guns is akin to having an interest in saws or power tools in a lot of ways.

So as long as your not interested in killing people, or interested in the types of damage that guns can inflict upon living things, stonezz, i see where you're coming from.

I think it would be interesting to fire off an AK47 for a few rounds. I would probably have a blast doing it. My girlfriend's brother got to fire a rocket launcher when he was in thailand. That would be awesome.
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Guns and cars solve the worlds problem.
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