I don't get Jewish Holidays... why the hell do they get Catholic holidays?

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Old 05-20-2008, 01:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So i'm at work; frustrated, stressed out...
my buddy calls me from home and laughs...

why am i working and why is he off? because its Yom Kippur! thats why!
he gets a day off while i have to slave at work.

then when Good friday rolls around and Christmas comes, he gets those holidays as well.
why the hell does he get my religious holidays off when he isnt catholic?
why cant i get the Jewish Holidays then?

its bullshit!
he isnt catholic, why doesnt he work on December 25? thats not a special day for him. its not his holiday, he doesnt celebrate that day.
i dont get Jewish holidays off, why does he get my religious holidays?

and that goes for every religion! why the hell do people who arent catholic get catholic holidays? you dont see me taking off Chunikah or Yom Kippur, or whatever.
someone explain how this is fair.
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Old 05-20-2008, 02:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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someone explain how this is fair.
I'm pretty sure it's because you touch yourself at night.

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Old 05-20-2008, 02:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Convert to Judaism and then you'll get both Jewish and Christian holidays.
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Old 05-20-2008, 02:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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but its the truth!
i hope one day i have a jewish boss.
i'm taking off every single holiday he/she has.
then when he says "you cant have those days off work, you're not jewish"...
i'll say; "ok fine, have fun working on Good friday and Christmas! you cant have those days off, you're not Catholic!"
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LOL.... 2/3 of my business partners are jewish.... we take off just about every holiday you can think of..... and since we do business in the US, all the american ones, too.
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lol. Im an Atheist I shoulnd be getting any of this.
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:05 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol. Im an Atheist I shoulnd be getting any of this.
exactly!
you shouldnt get christmas off!
you should be working!
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how is that fair? why should someone who believes in something get any days off while the other person has to work? should they make special days to compensate their non-religious holidays? maybe they can have a "i don't believe in the bible day' followed by a "i don't believe in the koran day".
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:25 PM   #11 (permalink)
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lol yea u might as well have some fun...since ur going to burn in hell when your dead anyways
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according to both, if you believe in the other you're gonna anyways. not believing only means that you're not much of a gambler
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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lol not really...the bible and the quran are actaully quite similar in its teachings
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and what do they both say about false gods?

believing the bible- allah false god
believing the koran-god false god

seriously, why can't the bible have a cool name for god
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If as an atheist I cant get any of this holydays I want my own.

-Guitar Day.
-Sex day.
-Internet Porn Day.
-Basketball Day.

I DEMAND THIS
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see Bel, you can have all those holidays off work... i wont complain.
but you cant have any catholic holidays either, deal?
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Tuggle bed ur an idiot...allah means god in arabic
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:49 PM   #18 (permalink)
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see Bel, you can have all those holidays off work... i wont complain.
but you cant have any catholic holidays either, deal?
No deal, christmas is the most consumist of all holydays!! I want my Share

My mother is a catholic so I probably would get it anyway.
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No deal, christmas is the most consumist of all holydays!! I want my Share

My mother is a catholic so I probably would get it anyway.
fine... then i get sex day.
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Hold up, today is Yom Kippur?
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