•LX•: A Long Season and a Wide Smile
Old 10-27-2008, 11:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If you consider Minerva’s wide smile as a representation of the entire history of the universe, then this pre-season cannot even take up a single charged electron hovering within a dimple. But it seems like we’ve experienced enough of it to cover everything that the waxing of her upper lip might have removed. I’m sure she doesn’t require such beautifying measures, but unwanted, bristly follicles stuck in wax, torn away from their life source, and tossed away unceremoniously, pretty much sums up how I feel about this last little bit of time reeled-off within the Raptor’s universe.

Now is the regular season going to be much different? Will time continue to seem to drag on? I think it might. I reached a certain level of boredom last season already, that I never felt before. Coming back home on the subway and seeing young fans slumped in their seats, on the verge of assuming the fetal position, and not expressing sorrow over a disappointing loss, but rather over what might happen in the TJ-Jose saga in the weeks to come, exemplified how the excitement about the team within this community fell off substantially. Personally, I kept anticipating a decent winning streak, and there were tantalizing hints at those developing - but they just never materialized anymore than shapes of unicorns formed in the clouds.

I expect this season to be quite the reverse in many ways. Jose is not only the singular floor-general, but he looks entirely comfortable as a leader on this team. And pre-season ugliness aside, I have to imagine that a lineup with Calderon, Bosh, O’Neal, and Parker, has to be able to create something more than a collection of individuals, and carry this team somewhere this season. When that winning streak finally materializes I am not going to be euphoric. This team should be able to gain enough of an identity that they will be able to systematically tally up one win after another, even if absolutely everything fails to go just right. It might take a little while to get to the point where they have a much wider margin for error, and a lesser tendency to make errors, but I’m thinking that it will happen, and that it will not be something to trigger enormous amounts of dopamine in my brain.

Gone this season will be the whole nail-biting “salami and cheese” moments, along with an announcer that craves giving players nicknames that matchup with his favorite breakfast cereals (Captain Crunch, Golden Grahams, Special K, Snap Crackle and Pape). All of that stuff was getting old already anyhow. It has been all about the playoffs for some time now. Last season just never developed in any way that could ensure success against Orlando, or pretty much anybody else. This season, with Bosh seeing the game through new eyes post-olympics, and as a part of a viable tandem on both ends of the floor, and most importantly - with his good health allowing for proper role definition from CB4 on down - we should all sense a steady path to the playoffs.


But it will likely be a slow, slow, steady path, making the interminable pre-season suddenly seem like a single gleam of light bouncing off of Minerva’s incisors. I might be wrong. The entire regular season might be charged with electricity. Maybe Sarah Palin shows up at the first game in Philly, trying to expand her base beyond hockey moms. And maybe Jose hits a three-pointer to open the scoring, throws up his familiar moose antlers, and the VP-wannabe feels compelled to shoot him in the ass and call out for the materials needed for a proper field-dressing. Maybe it just gets all the more exciting from there on in. Maybe Andrea takes to singing Figaro while driving to the basket and finishing with vicious dunks. Maybe Jamario jumps over Yao. All fun stuff, but not at all necessary to any degree to allow for us to see the season in it’s proper perspective. I’m simply planning to soak it in, game by game, and look to May for the real thrills. And that will not be something easy for me, or any of us I would guess, to settle into just yet. We’ll look for the bedpan at the end of the rainbow, the big weakness on the wings, the lack of depth on the bench, before finally seeing that this team is what it is, and that it might allow for some cautious optimism and a bright future. But there will be no ref to start the clock prematurely, and allow the history of the universe to unravel towards that future any sooner. It’s going to be a long season.
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So.... LX uses a lot of words that I struggle with... but I think the gist of it is that they brought in Devlin to make sure nobody gets excited about the regular season? Is that it?
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Interesting perspective on the length of a season. However, the moments along the way are usually more enthralling and memorable then the finish.
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Interesting perspective on the length of a season. However, the moments along the way are usually more enthralling and memorable then the finish.
The finish could be very enthralling..... could be. I really would like to be enthralled like that one day.
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Enthralled is the new word of the day.

The finish, if it ends in a championship is a great moment, but I would still say, that the journey and the moments along the journey are far more enjoyable.
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The finish is a great moment, but I would still say, that the journey and the moments along the journey are far more enjoyable.
We're talking about basketball, right?
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I don't even know anymore......:_3db90682b8ab-ph34r
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Old 10-27-2008, 03:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I just think that this will be a relatively uneventful season, and that the anticipation, more than ever before does not lie within the season itself. We might even be on the road to becoming the next Pistons or Spurs, which I would love, but many would get a bit bored silly by that.
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I just think that this will be a relatively uneventful season, and that the anticipation, more than ever before does not lie within the season itself. We might even be on the road to becoming the next Pistons or Spurs, which I would love, but many would get a bit bored silly by that.
None of the people who found that boring were Pistons or Spurs fans. Wins have a certain excitement, regardless of the manner in which they are gained.
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None of the people who found that boring were Pistons or Spurs fans. Wins have a certain excitement, regardless of the manner in which they are gained.
I think part of my boredom last season came about with easy wins. I mean there were wins that just were not exciting. And those who disliked the styles exhibited by the Pistons and Spurs do at least pick up on the overall trouble with the game lacking a certain vitality in this era. I myself love those franchises for everything they do right, but they exist in a pretty humdrum basketball environment that lacks competitive fire overall.
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