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Old 12-07-2012, 11:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jeez, growing up right in front of our eyes!
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I remember this one time when Gurk brought these beautiful babies around, they were so hot and he was clearly going to bang them. Not only did he tell me he'd make me proud but he also told me he was going to do them so good that it was going to be my swansong. I thank him for that everyday.

Happy Birthday man!
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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GURK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
happy bday buddy!
go find some lucky lady for a birthday bj...

*get one, dont give one.
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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GURK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
happy bday buddy!
go find some lucky lady for a birthday bj...

*get one, dont give one.
Once again, something that would have helped me.... YESTERDAY!!!!
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haps haps gurk. i wish i could use the old gurkang smily, but it just doesn't apply anymore.
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Happy birthday man, hope it goes well
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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If you're birthday's during exam time, you're going to have a bad time.

Enjoy it!
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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happy birthday gurk, good luck with exams and what not
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Jeez, growing up right in front of our eyes!
Thank you Claudius! Haha just looked when I joined and I was 14 that year. Damn.
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I remember this one time when Gurk brought these beautiful babies around, they were so hot and he was clearly going to bang them. Not only did he tell me he'd make me proud but he also told me he was going to do them so good that it was going to be my swansong. I thank him for that everyday.

Happy Birthday man!
Holy crap I laughed hard. I am happy I could do that for you and thanks carp!
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GURK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
happy bday buddy!
go find some lucky lady for a birthday bj...

*get one, dont give one.
Thank you Insider, that's the goal for tonight.
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haps haps gurk. i wish i could use the old gurkang smily, but it just doesn't apply anymore.
Fuck you all I am the real gurkang

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Happy birthday man, hope it goes well
Thank you Chris, and at this point I don't see it going well at all, looks like it will end up being a huge shitshow :cookie:
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If you're birthday's during exam time, you're going to have a bad time.

Enjoy it!
Fuck exams, my first one isn't till next wednesday, going all out tonight
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happy birthday gurk, good luck with exams and what not
Thank you and good luck with yours as well
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Looks like I'm a bit late.

Happy birthday my nigga
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Looks like I'm a bit late.

Happy birthday my nigga
You can never be late, that was just round 1. Thanks nites
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Old 12-07-2012, 03:30 PM   #16 (permalink)
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You can never be late, that was just round 1. Thanks nites
Round 1, how true. Not only did I wake from my swansong that very next morning, but lo and behold, Gurk walks in with a third beatiful baby.... she proceeds to approach me while I basked in my two poached eggs on rye, and she bends down, whispers softly into my ear, "Gurk parties like a champion". At that very moment, I knew, and forever could trust, that I had just personally witnessed, indirectly and not actually, one of the greatest nights a young man could ever dream of being somewhat associated with. I'll always cherish this, and for that I thank thee, Gurk.

Happy Birthday, you're one of the most pleasant of posters on this board.... you're legendary, it's disgusting!!!

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Old 12-07-2012, 04:14 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2012, 04:18 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Have a good one kiddo! Don't eat too many lollipops, or as they called 'em in my day lollies!
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Old 12-07-2012, 04:27 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Happy birthday! And unless you want to spoil your day, don't watch the Raptors game tonight.
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Old 12-07-2012, 04:56 PM   #20 (permalink)
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