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Old 09-25-2013, 09:33 AM   #1259 (permalink)

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Why Ted Cruz read Green Eggs and Ham in the U.S. Senate - World - CBC News

so ted cruz reads green eggs and ham on the senate floor as part of his quasi-filibuster hoping to bankrupt america in order to kill obamacare, and in it says:

"When Americans tried it, they discovered they did not like green eggs and ham and they did not like Obamacare either," Cruz said while reading from the famous Dr. Seuss tale. "They did not like Obamacare in a box, with a fox, in a house or with a mouse. It is not working."
i love this shit. cruz is stepping right in with the other nuts in that wing of the party, completely missing the point of a children's story. hey ted: at the end of the book, once he actually tries it instead of just having a knee-jerk reaction, he likes green eggs and ham. and he will eat them in a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse. that's the whole point, you total moron...
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