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Old 11-13-2008, 03:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
Jmashburn
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Unhappy Shhhh!! We are dating a fat girl

being a fan of the Raptors is like dating a fat girl,
she does what every other girl does behind closed doors, but when you take her out to the club ...
You tell yourself that she looks hot with nice big boobs and great legs in heels, you accept the big belly and the double chin, but you just can't ignore her big fat ass!

Her parts look great compared to other fat girls, but against a real hotty she just looks fat.

The current make up of the team is constrained and albatrossed by the salary cap and the massive contract of doom.
The roster is only 13 guys because they can't afford any one else, except maybe you and I at $500 per year ... each!
Management at its best.
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