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Old 11-12-2012, 11:44 PM   #68 (permalink)
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how do you fix the raptors? you move them to a city in the states where the nba cares about them and then you make sure a massive hurricane goes through the city and destroys everything, the nba fixes the games for them because the city morale is so low by giving them the #1 draft pick who is some highlight reel player, he then becomes the nba's money maker, you put him in a dunk contest and tell him to jump over the hood of a low sports car and then put a million of the same youtube videos of him jumping over crap, dumb fans start falling in love with him and he's given every single foul call possible
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