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Old 04-20-2012, 10:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hack Wilson: Top 10 Whitest Players in NBA History

10)Scott Brooks 1988-1998

The kid you waited for the school bus with in middle school.

9)Steve Kerr 1988-2003

An NBA legend and sharpshooter. Steve Kerr is enough proof to me that YES white men can jump.

8)Bill Hanzlik 1980-1990

Who needs tattoos and armbands when you have a stache like that? I'm impressed.

7)Uwe Blab 1985-1990

Is that name even legal???

6)Micheal Smith 1989-1995

Even this man's name is whiter than the polar ice cap. Would you believe this guy was drafted 13th overall in the 1989 NBA Draft?

5)Paul Mokeski 1979-1991

I don't think this Pollack could hide his whiteness if he painted himself black, covered himself in tattoos, shaved his head, and sagged his shorts to his ankles. Umm yeah, definitely not.

4)Kurt Rambis 1981-1995

I take it back number 8. This epic stache is even better, and the glasses just add to a suave look that only Kurt Rambis/Rambo can pull off with stunning success.

3)Dwayne Schintzius 1990-1999

Apparently the NBA Draft Board is now allowing teams to draft mythical one eyed beasts from the Island of Rhodes.

2)Brian Winters 1974-1983

Matthew 14:26-- "And the Apostle Paul saddled his donkey and traveled to Milwaukee where he preached the good news and played NBA basketball for the Milwaukee Bucks......"

1)Dikembe Mutombo 1991-2009

Wait. What?
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