I can't believe Bargnani
gets any playing time, seeing how he just watches opposing guards to prance in the middle of the lane to lay it up.
Casey, don't call him out! Bench his fat ass!
He doesn't rebound, but it's not his fault sneaky opponents fly to get offensive rebounds from behind his back, he has no eyes on the back of the neck.
AB has got a good eye for fashion and beauty though. Standing on the weak side, observing these super athletes to cut through the lane in silky-like robes, following the contractions of their muscles, may it never end, true magic! Hence, il mago.