^ Yeah I know!
I juss thought I'll now give y'all a real
dramatic reading, the thing that Dirk & the video I posted are parodying. W/the right story (and storyteller, of course, such as Robert Powell in my links below), it's actually quite intense. But also, easy to mock! Nevertheless there's a sure art to it.
This sample is best enjoyed by folk who dig old ghost stories, in the nighttime on a winter day! Enjoy!