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LX · 09-14-2011, 06:38 AM

JoVa is very weird. It's like Henry Kissinger saying vulva, and that's not attractive.

I have to confess to supreme laziness, forgoing Big V and just using V. Now I'm thinking of using a programming script that completes his full name, with appropriate accent marks, every time type a capital V. Either that or I'm just going to exclusively refer to him as Chewin Ass. At least that could lead to the creation of a decent rap song.

09-14-2011, 06:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
LX effin' ineffable In the Paint Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 30,070 Representing:	JoVa is very weird. It's like Henry Kissinger saying vulva, and that's not attractive. I have to confess to supreme laziness, forgoing Big V and just using V. Now I'm thinking of using a programming script that completes his full name, with appropriate accent marks, every time type a capital V. Either that or I'm just going to exclusively refer to him as Chewin Ass. At least that could lead to the creation of a decent rap song.