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Old 09-14-2011, 06:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
effin' ineffable

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JoVa is very weird. It's like Henry Kissinger saying vulva, and that's not attractive.

I have to confess to supreme laziness, forgoing Big V and just using V. Now I'm thinking of using a programming script that completes his full name, with appropriate accent marks, every time type a capital V. Either that or I'm just going to exclusively refer to him as Chewin Ass. At least that could lead to the creation of a decent rap song.
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