I've asked/posted this so many times in different places. It stemmed from a conversation my cousin and I had years ago, when he said that everybody has somebody they are embarrassed to be attracted to. Who was his? Bette Midler.
In case you don't know who Bette Midler is (and yes, I looked for the worst photo I could find):
Who is mine? Bif Naked. I really dig her. In case you don't know who she is:
Okay, not really that embarrassing...but I'm sure you guys can do better.