Originally Posted by Superjudge
Ya man, Dirk is already "Diggler"
or "Dirka Dirka"
As well as Disco Dirk.
I've also heard "The Bavarian Bomber" as well as "The Aryan Assasin".
Remember when people used to call him Irk (No D) and No-skills-ki.
The first 2 you mentioned are definitely the best though.