Raptors Forum | Toronto Raptors Forums & Message Boards - View Single Post - Magic tells Buss to Blow Up Lakers
View Single Post
Old 05-08-2011, 05:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
Bill Haverchuck
the gat'll killya quicker, when I'm drunk off the liquor

The Mara sisters are hot!
Bill Haverchuck's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 10,375

Originally Posted by LX View Post
how does asshole rhyme with sphincter?
It doesn't. I assumed they couldn't say "asshole", so they said "rhymes with sphincter". If my assessment is right, they should have wrote "Pau 'synonym of sphincter' Gasol."

Why do they give Pau the middle name of asshole? Because he got dumped by his girlfriend?
No, I figured it was because it rhymes with his last name. Asshole sounds like Gasol.

I could be wrong about this. I stated that I was just trying to provide an answer. I was sort of surprised you care. It's a dumb article.
Bill Haverchuck is offline   Boss Key Wife Key