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Old 03-28-2011, 12:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Creative Ways to Improve Bargnani's Rebound Problem!

1) Send him to Rikers Island and make him play prison ball the entire summer. Bet you he rebounds a little harder after multiple consecutive elbows to the kidneys.

2) Spend the summer playing ball with Stephen Jackson & Ron Artest. Ron Ron doesn't take any shit from anyone, and if Bargs doesn't rebound SJAX will bust a cap.

3) Tie a Fishing rod to his back and hold a bowl of "Primo Pasta & Sauce" in front of him at all time. For motivation.

Any other ideas?

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