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Old 03-24-2011, 04:45 PM   #19 (permalink)
effin' ineffable

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Location: Toronto
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I go to the periodontist. When I first went the pain was intense. At this point it's pretty good. My favorite memories there are of Rosanne, who did the routine scaling with me for years. She did some crazy shit. One time in the middle of summer, she starts humming Winter Wonderland while she's working on me. She kept it up for almost the entire hour. She'd change key every once in a while though. Another time she stopped abruptly, pulls the sharp instrument out of my mouth, and in all earnestness asks me, "have you ever wanted to kill someone"?
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