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Old 02-03-2011, 08:43 AM   #160 (permalink)
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So, deciding to me the nice guy this morning, I noticed my neighbor's driveway was unshovelled. We live in a condo unit where we pay for this, but I did my own yesterday (gets you out of the house), so when I saw her's I was like meh, someone will come by.

No one comes by. I know she lives by herself, so I feel bad, decide this morning before work to shovel it for her. As I'm about to finish I hear a pop in my shoulder and just excruciating pain. My wife at this point, saying, I'm running really late and then saw me in the middle of OUR driveway crouched down saw the pain in my eyes and says, 'oh, well, make the sure the cat has food before you leave' and she heads off to work.

So, here I am, deciding to be a nice guy and help out. Moral of the story: there will always be some sap willing to shovel your way out. So just wait for that sap.
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