So we're not ready to tank just yet, this thread is to discuss what you guys believe that we can do to be the underdogs and acquire Carmelo.
10. NBA TV Canada will be here-forth renamed Carmelo TV.
9. Joey Dorsey must grow cornrows to look more like Nene.
8. Reggie Evans must breast feed Carmelo's children while Brian Colangelo must give back massages during games. The testosterone given from Reggie will help accelerate the growth of Carmelo's children so we can recruit them in two years.
7. Get Linas Kleiza to sign a contract agreeing that as soon as he turns the ball over more than three times, he must pass the ball for the remainder of the game to Carmelo and warm his towels from the bench during time-outs.
6. Buy the New Orleans Hornets to acquire an All-Star caliber line-up with a decent bench.
5. Change the name of the Raptors
to the Carmelos.
4.Sign David Aldridge to a veterans minimum to "work game" on Carmelo. Get that Hollywood flare.
3. Assassinate Mikhail Prokhorov.
2. Sell The franchise to Rogers and hook Carmelo up with a sick blackberry, and free cable for a year.
1. Kidnap Jay Z, and get Drake to sit front row beside Justin Bieber at every home game.
How would you guys get Melo?