I would have voted, but there are no good options on the board...
-Joey is still under contract, and we only have 13 bodies, so we can't release him.
-He's probably not serviceable besides as a 12th or 13th man.
-I'm not on the fence because I think he's turd, he's just the only turd we got.
-no comment on option 4. i missed you, but i'm not sure that this qualifies as love... maybe though...
I vote for option 5 - keep him, try to trade him for anything more valuable than a ball rack, or let him go if we still have him around when his contract runs out.