To be a full Lithuanian you must :
1. You shall have no other basketball gods before Arvydas Sabonis
2. You shall have no other American football gods before Johnny Unitas
3. You shall watch no other crap before Robert Zemeckis movies
4. You must hate your Government, with a passion...
5. You must hate Football (Soccker), because it's more popular than Basketball
6. You must notice, that studying in Lithuania cost 20 times more than average salary
7. You shall emigrate to Great Britain and work a "dishwashing guy'' for at least one season
8. You shall hate Russia, and ignore the fact your best friend is Russian
9. You shall hate your neighbor and everyone, who lives better than you
10. You shall hate USA, for some reason
Cheers.
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