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Old 04-22-2010, 03:12 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I would have been in love with the female power rangers. Actually I was, Who cares that I was 30 at the time? My big thing was Batman, and I was head over heels in love with Catwoman and Batgirl.

As for conversations about the pee pee - I actually remember being young enough to still need some supervision at bathtime. One time an erection sprang up without me even working on one just for the fun of it (I used to love the magical presto nature of tiny little dick growing a little bit larger). My mother was sitting on the toilet making sure I didn't drown and making sure I actually got myself clean and got out of there before I turned into a raisin. I asked her why it would get all big by itself like that. And I loved her answer. It still applies to so many situations to this day. She said, "I don't know, sometimes they just have a mind of their own".
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