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Old 01-10-2008, 08:44 PM   #1 (permalink)

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I am happy to bring you an interview I recently did with our good friend and Moderator "Dr.J.Naismith".

Benzo- So Dr.J.Naismith, do you mind if I call you "Doc"?

Dr.J- No that would be fine.

Benzo- Good...Now Doc, do you find it awfully presumptious of you to take the "user-name" of the father of all Basketball?

Dr.J- No he is from Almonte and so am I, so it is more of a tribute to him.

Benzo- I see, I see. Does that mean I should walk around calling myself "Mike Myers", or 80's legend "Gowan" cause we are from the same town?

Dr.J- I do see how "strange animal" would fit.

Benzo-Are you married?


Benzo- and whats his name?


Benzo- Now, recently you seem to have a hate on for Andrea Bargiani, whats that about?

Dr.J- Generally I just hate Italians.

Benzo- I see, I see. What do you do for a living?

Dr.J- I'm a headhunter...

Benzo- OOOOOOOOHHHH exciting....are you more like Dog, compassionate, with a large breasted side kick, or more of the "loaner" type, in it for the money like Bubba Fett?

Dr.J- That would be a bounty hunter..

Benzo- I see, I see. Now you live in a suburb of Ottawa, the capitol city of Canada. What is it like living somewhere and living with the contstant knowledge that you will never be near as cool or as important as Toronto....or Green Gables for that matter?

Dr.J- Maple Leafs

Benzo- Touche....don't worry we will allow you to adopt OUR basketball team.

Dr.J- Your not a real interviewer are you?

Benzo- I will ask the questions here. Finally Dr.J, to steal a few questions from that lame Actors Studio Show. If you could have anyother job what would it be.

Dr.J- Director of marketing for something so I can get signed stuff

Benzo- Whats you favorite curse word?


Benzo- When you get to heaven, what would you like god to say?

Dr.J- Don't worry...Michelle Carter, went the other direction.

Gowan- Thank you Doc...its been a blast.

Tune in next time when Benzo will bring you another of your favorite posters, here in RaptorsForum.

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