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Old 05-08-2008, 11:07 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy in my spare time
putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the
results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to
help me out. I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing
tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle
and experience. I'm hopeful you find this useful tool to help you enjoy your
game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors.

The cost is only $9.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this
email. Don't wait until they're all gone !!!!

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when You Hit a Titleist from
the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the

Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...

Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight

Chapter 14-When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome

Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee

Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique

Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and
give her a $3 Tip , but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and
Stiff the Bartender.

Thanking you in advance for your order.
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