For anyone who doesn't get the Toni Braxton bit:
I went to a Toni Braxton concert a little over a year ago at Casino Rama. I had pretty good aisle seats in the front/center of the stage about 10 rows back.
Toni Braxton sounded amazing and looked fantastic. For those who don't know, she's super short. Probably just over 5 feet tall. Anyways, Sam was sitting in the same aisle seat as me but in the first row. Toni was singing a song and came down to the floor and sat on Sam's lap (his wife was there) and essentially was all over him. Then she proceed to move down the rows, stopping at each person in the aisle seat. Second row, third row, fourth row....
I turn to the girl that came with me and said, "This is it.... this is the moment that will make my life complete. Me getting Toni Braxton on my lap running her hand through my hair and across my face."
She reached the ninth row and looked right at me....
And then the song ended and she walked back to the stage. And I cried for the rest of the concert.