Maceo Baston - The Terminator. "Where wishing you had stayed in Israel happens."
Carlos Delfino: "Too sexy!" (notice he never smiles or shows any emotion on the court? Reminds me of those old SNL sketches where Chris Kattan played Antonio Banderas).
TJ Ford - the little engine.
Jason Kapono - I guess winning back to back 3 point championships isn't good enough to secure PT for the Raptors.
Darrick Martin - Carlton Banks.
... I'm tired, I suck at this right now.