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Old 02-26-2008, 08:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Official RF Raptors' One-liner Thread

Ok dudes, i had this idea of getting all the careers of every single player summed up in 1 sentence. Submit ur sentence for a player and I'll add it. If someone else trumps your sentence, it gets put in. I'm open to suggestions to improve this as well. Ill keep increasing the list as i find time.


2007-2008 Roster


Bargnani..........Il Mago

The NBA, "Where maybe happens."




Maceo Baston..........


Chris Bosh..........CB4


Primoz Brezec..........Gangsta


Jose Calderon..........


Carlos Delfino..........


T.J. Ford..........The little engine


Jorge Garbajosa..........Porno player


Joey Graham..........Golden Graham, Gatorade Graham

"Stronger than most, dumb as a post."


Kris Humphries..........Hump

"Plays like Strap, thinks he's Jimmy Chitwood."

'Grand opening, grand closing.' - A Chris Rock reference Lang uses to define our offense when Hump gets the ball.

Jason Kapono..........


Darrick Martin..........


Jamario Moon..........Appolo 33


Rasho Nesterovic..........Lurch

"If I dunk on you, it's time to retire."

Anthony Parker..........


2007 leavers

Fred Jones
P. J. Tucker
Morris Peterson


2006 leavers

Alvin Williams
Eric Williams
Loren Woods
Matt Bonner
Omar Cook

Mike James.........MINE James
"If you've gotta mic, I've got the time."

Rafael Araújo..........The Brazilian Civilian
why? Because he might as well have been in his civilian clothes - he wasn't even good enough for the bench.

Jalen Rose
Charlie Villanueva
Andre Barrett

2005 leavers
Donyell Marshall
Lamond Murray
Aaron Williams
Rafer Alston

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