I don't think I post enough to have developed a 'persona" but you could probably label me "mr. bright side" too as I'm optimistic as far as the Raptors
"KurtWarnerPraystoMe: I have a problem. See, I'm a compulsive masturbator and porn addict. I jerk off anywhere from four to six times a day and have upwards of 30,000 naked pictures on my hard drive. Last night my wife noticed a pearl-colored, sticky residue on the keyboard and demanded to know what I've been up to. My marriage could be on the line here. Anyone got any advice for me? Thanks."