reading tweets about Jack’s hair


sung in the key of Matty D

Linas used to work on the blocks
finding shots he’d like
but on the rim he would get stuck…enough, enough
Sonny dreams of getting to play
When he cries in the night
DeMar whispers “Clarence it’s ok - they’ll still pay”

He says we’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got
It doesn’t make a difference if you play or not
You’ve got a contract coming and they’ll pay you a lot
For love - they call you Money hot shot

woah-oh they’re halfway there
woah-oh reading tweets about Jack’s hair
selling Ford Fiestas while fans sit and cuss and swear
woah-oh reading tweets about Jack’s hair

Bryan has a way of talking his talk
He says he doesn’t like to lose
but does he really give a fuck - it’s tough, so tough
You know he works the phones all day
Trying to find a deal that brings a star who’ll play
for love - T.O. love

He says we’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got
It’s never made a difference if they win or not
as long as enough tickets are bought
for love - these guys might make a shot

woah-oh they’re halfway there
woah-Leandro has no hair down there
But he didn’t use wax, he prefers to use nair
woah-mayo on that hammy tear

We’ve got to hold on to this bucket of snot
They live for scoring might, but they can’t stop a lot

woah-oh they’re halfway there
woah-oh Rod and Leo barely care
Jack wants a whiplash whopper, he’s hungry as a bear
woah-oh Rod and Leo barely care

woah-oh they’re halfway there
woah-oh they’ll need more than a prayer
they’ll need a ping pong ball to drop just so if they dare
market a jersey fans can wear

One Comment

Acie  on January 16th, 2011

Nice work, man!

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